— Nick Grimshaw
Anonymous said: What did i miss?? What prank?
Ye olde ‘Harold impersonating Liam’ prank.
i’m imagining a lil light bulb went off above Harry’s head when he came up with it. ‘this is brilliant’, he whispers through a mouthful of granola, carefully writing down his lines in a brand new moleskin. ‘who’s the prankster now?’, he says to niall after completing the greatest voice impersonation of all time. he sets his alarm so that he can wake up just in time to send a ‘was that ok?’ text to nick after the message was set to air. even the world’s greatest prankster needs praise from time to time.
It’s funny, how when women are ugly they are mocked for it, but when women perfect the art of makeup, skin, nails and beauty they are mocked for that too. It’s almost like if you’re a woman you’re mocked no matter what you do. Me? I sell makeup. I sell confidence. I sell gorgeous door to door.
They say Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel with paintbrushes no bigger than his finger, but could he paint a masterpiece on his face, at seven in the morning, with his daughter pulling on his skirt, and his husband hollering about how breakfast is late, and only 20 minutes to get everyone off to school? It’s funny, how when men create beauty it’s a masterpiece and when a woman creates beauty it’s just what she’s supposed to be
Me? I sell new beginnings. I sell a blank canvas, and your own brushes, and your own paint. I sell the chance to be your own greatest creation."