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Anonymous said: theres a sugarscape interview where nick does a professor snape impression (even though he's never seen hp) and my heart exploded from professor!grim feels [/watch?v=yd6mj-69rAw]

AMAZING

I must watch

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cont. of this.

Grimmy: I reckon Harry’s the creepiest one, he looks like Tim Burton drew him. (R1 Breakfast Show, 17/9/14)

i meannnnn okay nick, whatever you say, but this here? is pretty much photorealism. i could’ve drawn this blind. the film frankenweenie basically stars you and your new dog. I AM JUST SAYING.

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cont. of this.

Grimmy: I reckon Harry’s the creepiest one, he looks like Tim Burton drew him. (R1 Breakfast Show, 17/9/14)

i meannnnn okay nick, whatever you say, but this here? is pretty much photorealism. i could’ve drawn this blind. the film frankenweenie basically stars you and your new dog. I AM JUST SAYING.

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Anonymous said: If you wanted to, I was wondering if you could do a master post of everything you do to keep your hair healthy? Like, do you do weekly deep conditions or something? Thank you!

sure thing! i’ll start writing that. i will tell you that my collection of hair products look like a really fashionable army is preparing for a photoshoot. shhh. it’s fine.

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Grimmy: I reckon Harry’s the creepiest one, he looks like Tim Burton drew him. (R1 Breakfast Show, 17/9/14)

(drawn for stupidgorgeousbritishboys because she asked very nicely, hope you like it dear!)
also p.s. yeah this all makes sense and nick has a valid point, fine, BUT. yknow who looks even more burtonesque? like there’s this guy who’s on the radio in the mornings, with the hair, can’t recall his name. is it….grimey? ah i forget, but he’s a bit like them pots who like to cALL KETTLES BLACK

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Grimmy: I reckon Harry’s the creepiest one, he looks like Tim Burton drew him. (R1 Breakfast Show, 17/9/14)

(drawn for stupidgorgeousbritishboys because she asked very nicely, hope you like it dear!)

also p.s. yeah this all makes sense and nick has a valid point, fine, BUT. yknow who looks even more burtonesque? like there’s this guy who’s on the radio in the mornings, with the hair, can’t recall his name. is it….grimey? ah i forget, but he’s a bit like them pots who like to cALL KETTLES BLACK

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My education in a nutshell

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gbbo au pt. uhhh.. 4? (i’ve no idea soz)

there’s not much to say about this one except that really, zayn should’ve left the competition ages ago, but somehow everyone always lets it slip when zayn spends a couple (sometimes ten) more minutes on his show-stoppers. and also paul keeps dong this thing where he says: “zayn – we’re beyond impressed with the execution, my god, this is just flawless! stunning!” but he’s never actually looking at the cake when he says it, he’s sort of looking at zayn’s face?
and that’s just the way it is. no one’s complaining. the producers would mumble something vague about “such a good face for television” if you were to ask them, but no one does. literally no one is questioning it. one of the editors was once found passed out on the floor and in their hand was a tape with only close-ups of zayn on it. it was 45 minutes long. it’s gone missing since then, but rumour has it that there are several copies currently circulating around the BBC and if you want to get your hands on one you’ll have to leave £50 with the reception desk. but you didn’t hear it from me.

(the rest of these are here and there may be more on the way)

my-nail-beds-suck:

gbbo au pt. uhhh.. 4? (i’ve no idea soz)

there’s not much to say about this one except that really, zayn should’ve left the competition ages ago, but somehow everyone always lets it slip when zayn spends a couple (sometimes ten) more minutes on his show-stoppers. and also paul keeps dong this thing where he says: “zayn – we’re beyond impressed with the execution, my god, this is just flawless! stunning!” but he’s never actually looking at the cake when he says it, he’s sort of looking at zayn’s face?

and that’s just the way it is. no one’s complaining. the producers would mumble something vague about “such a good face for television” if you were to ask them, but no one does. literally no one is questioning it. one of the editors was once found passed out on the floor and in their hand was a tape with only close-ups of zayn on it. it was 45 minutes long. it’s gone missing since then, but rumour has it that there are several copies currently circulating around the BBC and if you want to get your hands on one you’ll have to leave £50 with the reception desk. but you didn’t hear it from me.

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I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

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sgtford said: my favorite thing is your quirky analogies, mostly in accio obvs but I read nowhere better for the first time last week and they were there too. they're so perfectly gryles I'll never get over it.

THANK YOU. yesterday i told my friend that will shakespeare was the werepoet of romance. so. i’m glad you find me entertaining. 

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lehnshrr said: your style is very charming and always just edging on whimsical but carries itself with a certain sophistication that makes reading it pleasant on so many levels.

ah!! this is wonderful. this brings joy to my heart. 

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Anonymous said: Your incredible use of ensembles and periphery characters and the abundance of PUNS

ensembles are my JAM. i’ve said this before i know but my goal is to make it feel like every character — even the minor ones — have their own equally important stories that are going on in which they are the main character. 

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Anonymous said: (the most noticeable thing about your writing is the inclusion of cows tbh)

EXCUSE ME there are SEVERAL FICS in which no cows appear. may i refer you to accio my heart, a certifiably cow-free tale. or that one about time traveling teenager nick, that one didn’t have a cow in it either i’m pretty sure. genuinely dairy-free stories!

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what is the most noticeable thing of my writing style?

accursedasche:

Explain?

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